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The Truth About Chuck Norris' Time In The Military
Alright, fine. We all know the drill, right? "Chuck Norris drinks napalm to fight heartburn." "Chuck Norris can speak Braille." "Death once had a near-Chuck experience." On and on the sweet memories of a more innocent internet …